The LB Restaurant - Drunkards Delight

The one and only curry house that is open well past all of the pubs, and thus it is a common destination for the hungry merry makers. But that doesn't mean it isn't a suitable restaurant for any other time of day. Also known as Latif's or Latif Balti this surprising large but well hidden restaurant offers all of the classic Indian and Pakistani dishes you would expect. The service is always excellent, whether your as sober as a judge or as battered as Irishman on St. Paddy's day. Often Latif himself is on hand to welcome patrons/diners. The pricing of the food is highly acceptable and they aren't overly cheeky with the cost of Cobra's unlike a lot of Indian restaurants. They even offer a Gourmet Society discount, further making it a superior munchies quencher over the likes of the kebab shop or MacDonald's. Don't expect anything overly exotic or contemporary, the format is as straight forward as you need when your intoxicated. Although it is a favourite with post-pub curry hunters, the food as actually quite good. Dishes are cooked with a clear level of experience and taste great, sober or smashed. The warming atmosphere of the restaurant is also great, although care must be taken, getting too relaxed could result in you snoozing in your saag paneer or spilling madras all over your own crotch. Not that the Fat Spoon would ever do anything so undignified. The only down side is (and it is a crucial one) that the next day you will most likely be spending some quality time with your friend John, i.e. your bowels may well be rupturing like Mount Etna. 70%

The Cave - Meat and Vodka All Round

Previously operating as a speciality Polish restaurant under the guise of "Restaurant Krakow" this place now delivers a range of Polish, Russian and German dishes....as well as some random pizzas. That said, the majority of this alternative European cuisine really compliments the furred-lined hardwood Russian-ice-bar style venue. And as the name suggests, it is somewhat like walking into a random cave in the middle of one of Newcastle's busiest restaurant streets. Although the dishes aren't spectacularly extravagant, nor do they boast particularly exotic ingredients...but they are interesting, well cooked and do come in good portions sizes. Expect meat-rich dishes that definitely won't leaving you hunting for a takeaway on the way home. The cheeky Eastern European waitresses also really add to the restaurant's theme. All in all, a cool experience that is well worth a visit, and being another Gourmet Society member makes it a relatively cheap option. Serving the homemade paté with a large shot of vodka is also a stroke of genius that makes the Fat Spoon very happy. 76%

Happiness Inn - The Daredevil's Chinese

Despite this restaurant being situated in a prime location, it often goes unnoticed by pretty much everyone. In all fairness it isn't the most appealing looking restaurant, but overlooking the Happiness Inn would mean missing out on some of the finest Chinese cuisine in the city. After clambering up the derelict stairwell you will be shocked to find a relatively attractive palace-like restaurant with an imperial aura about it. You are immediately greeted by exceptionally joyous staff (so happy that you might question their recreational habits), who will offer you a crucial choice. A choice that will dictate the outcome of your meal for gourmet glory or dining disaster. Opt for the Chinese menu, as the English menu will only disappoint you more than NUFC's recent games. The Chinese menu, however, holds a huge host of excellent and authentic dishes, brimming with flavour, spice and delight. The level of service remains excellent throughout the night as you struggle to decide what you want to eat, as part of the fun of the Chinese menu is deciphering it. Although there are some pictures and short English descriptions of the dishes, they can often be very misleading, or even completely wrong. The food is brilliant, but there are a number of dishes that offer parts of animal that you didn't think were remotely edible. Despite looking like alien genitalia, the frilled kidneys are exceptional, a must try. On the other hand  the Fat Spoon will eat most things, except chicken feet, they're easily the most hideous thing on the planet. The stew style dishes are particularly tasty and great value for menu as they're gigantic. Life is far too short to stick to the boring lemon chicken dishes and bland chow meins. Take a risk and give the wonders of the Happiness Inn a try. 79%

Malmaison - Brasserie Brilliance

The high-brow hotel chain's only site in the North East doesn't cut any corners. Here you'll find the same level of prestige service as would in any other of the 12 Malmaisons across the United Kingdom. This tower of excellence is as beautiful as you would expect on the inside and this theme is carried through into the restaurant. You are likely to feel like an extra in a Bond film as a result of the royal furnishings and superb level of table service. The seductive and dark, but not dingy styling will certainly set the mood. But the Fat Spoon places food above all of these characteristics and thankfully their menu reflects this high calibre style of restaurant. They offer a variety of iconic and decadent dishes from across the continent that are delicious without the need for being pretentious or tiny in portions. They combine exotic components with classic and homely dishes, resulting in excellent food that will leave you feeling very satisfied. The "Mal burger" is a must for burger lovers. And they of course complement this excellent range of dishes with an extravagant cocktail list and superb selection of wines. However, this sovereign menu doesn't come without a seriously hefty price tag...expect to pay through the teeth. A bank loan might even be required, because they really don't mess around. But for a truly special occasion, it's definitely worthwhile. But if you are a Gourmet society card holder then you can save a tidy sum. 92%

Electric East - Fizzling Fusion Food

If you're looking for something interesting, fresh and vibrant, then Electric East is definitely where you need to be. The branding and décor are as exciting as their multi-national menu, offering a vast array of dishes from across Asia. The Fat Spoon loves variety and Electric East's tapas style menu really does satisfy this hunger for diversity. They pull this off exceptionally well, without compromising on quality of ingredients or standard of cooking. Although the dishes have been adapted for a western palate and aren't as hot as they should be, they still boast masses of flavour and aromaticity. Whether you opt for Pad Thai, the Legendary Shaking Beef, Tadka Dhal or Pork and Peanut Caramel Scallops, you will be extremely satisfied. The staff are as energetic and welcoming as the the atmosphere of the restaurant. Although the eatery is coupled with a decent 'trendy bar', coming here without sampling the cuisine would be sheer blasphemy. This Pan-Asian restaurant is certainly unique, get yourself along to experience 6 months worth of travelling across Asia on a plate... well several plates. 90%

Al Baik - Bykers Finest!

Although Byker will never be considered as the height of Newcastle's gourmet culture, this little gem is sure to please. Situated very conveniently near the Cumberland Arms this Lebanese restaurant (and takeaway) will offer you some of the finest shawarmas, falafel and moussaka in Newcastle. The standard of cuisine puts this place more than a cut above the rest of meat based takeaways in the area. Brimming with garlic and spices, and executed with that perfect home made touch, the hot and cold mezza dishes in particular are worth trying as a proper sit down meal. The restaurant experience is further heightened by the minuscule cost of each of the dishes, the complimentary dips and bread as well as the excellent portions sizes. Although there are no drinks available, having no corkage charge on whatever beverage you choose to bring will make your night even cheaper. With the majority of the food being grilled, this restaurant is also suitable for those looking to be more of a Skinny Spoon! However, there are a few things that let the down this taste factory; the quality of the meat in some dishes, particularly the lamb, was found to be very substandard. And the canteen style dining hall really does negate a lot of the ambience. But all in all, this place is a sure choice for those on a budget. 78%

Newcastle Restaurant Week August 2013

The Fat Spoon loves Newcastle restaurant week more than its own mother. And given the success of previous restaurant weeks it looks like Newcastle city council are making this festival that rivals Christmas a more than annual affair!

Find somewhere you haven't been to or one of the Fat Spoon's highly rated venues this week for excellent food at even better prices:

http://www.getintonewcastle.co.uk/restaurant-week/

Here's some tried and tested Fat Spoon restaurant week favourites:

Blackfriars: Classic meets contemporary

Broad Chare: Requires no introduction (see previous review)

Fat Buddha: Oriental excellence

Las Iguanas: Latin delight

Malmaison: Posh but not poncy

Sabatini: Italian done with well

Tiger tiger: The underdog with a bite