Flavours - An Utter Abomination

Now the Fat Spoon has eaten at a gargantuan number of restaurants in Newcastle, across the country and even the world to some extent, without ever experiencing a good Indian buffet restaurant. Flavours is no exception to this. If uninspiring and greasy curries, with meat that's probably barely safe for animal consumption in an faceless venue is what you're after, then Flavours is spot on. Indian cuisine is all about intense variety in colour, flavour and texture; so you would expect curry to lend itself to the buffet format. But it tends to be the more dishevelled and sloppy restaurants that take on the challenge and of course they inevitably fail. The food at Flavours is beyond generic and generally a travesty. Even drunk tramps might question dining there. What dubious meat you may come across in the curries are likely to be drowning in an ocean of oil and seriously lacking in integrity. Buffet restaurants are never going to be renowned for their high level of table service and again Flavours follows the trend. Flaccid in character and quite lazy. Even if you want a cheap and dirty fill, a donner kebab from Munchies has more gourmet class. The take home message.....avoid Flavours. 19%