The Med - More Talent in a Toilet

Now there are many restaurants across the region that offer a complimentary takeaway menu alongside their dining menu, but it's extremely rare that these sort of venues offer anything above the standard of out-of-date rat poison. The Med is another one of those restaurants that fits the trend perfectly. The restaurant is sterile and souless at best. And although they wield the gourmet society discount like a child with a stick, the Fat Spoon wouldn't waste Monopoly money in this rat hole. The Med claims to deliver delicious Greek, Kurdish and Turkish food; and at first glance you might be interested in their varied and slightly exotic menu. However, on sampling their 'finest' dishes the only thing reminiscent of those foreign destinations that you might experience is a foul bout of traveler's diarrhea. Some may look to the Med in the search for a healthy and inexpensive takeaway. But instead you will be presented with meagre meat drowning in oil, ultra-late delivery times, rude and frankly unsightly staff as well as the occassional hair garnish. Putrid service with a side order of hideous cuisine. Avoid this place at all costs, as there's ten times more class in a Bigg Market parmo that you just found on the floor. 13%